You’d have to be a real pig to steal 18 beers, drink all of them and then start a fight with your neighbor.
No, seriously; you’d have to be an actual pig. According to The Guardian, a feral pig in Western Australia was spotted stealing three six-packs of beer from campers. The pig drank the beers then went on a drunken rampage, where it inevitably started to tussle with a nearby cow.
We literally cannot make this stuff up.
The Reel Life has had plenty of experience dealing with drunk pigs, but only in the figurative sense. Actually, when we first read the headline, we immediately thought it was a story about John Daly.
But alas, it was an actual animal that did the deed. As The Guardian reports, the pig was last seen resting under a tree, most likely nursing a hangover.
Next week, tune in to The Reel Life as poker pro Gavin Smith takes on the pig in a heads-up, shot-for-shot contest.
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